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Monday, March 31, 2008

Questions for our President to Be

Running for Presidential election this year is our very own Turbo, whose campaign manager is my honorary sister Khyra. Recently, it has come to my attention that nodoggy has made an attempt to interview our prestigious presidential candidate! Unbelievable!

So, to rectify the situation, I have come up with several questions to ask Mr. Turbo, so that the humans are very well aware of his campaign platforms.

1. Turbo, will there be an anti-plucking law passed if you are elected? Many pups, during coat blowing season, are followed about by their humans, who constantly pluck at loose tufts of fur. This is quite irritating to many of your constituents.

2. Livergreat. The humans need to know, in no uncertain terms, your stand on livergreat. Are you for or against?

3. Do you support the notion that if a human gives a dog a bath, the dog has the right to return the favor and bathe the human?

4. How do you feel about the segregation between dogs and cats? Should they be forcibly integrated, and if so, why?

5. Cuz toys. Should we all have them? Why or why not?

6. Queen and king-sized beds. Is there a law requiring us to share these things with the humans?

These are a few of the questions the world would love answers to. I will post more questions throughout the course of the campaign.


9 woos:

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Those are all very good questions, Thor. I will be answering them on my blog in the next day or so! Woo!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Good job Prez2B Tubey!

EXCELLENT khwuestions Bro Thor!!


The Daily Echo said...

Woo! I will be anxiously awaiting his answers (although I think I know what they'll be - Haroorrooroo!). Great idea Thor.

Kapp pack said...

Great questions! The public needs to know!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Khady Lynn said...

Great questions Thor!! Something for our future prez to ponder.

I know he will come up with the right answer though!!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

These are excellent questions, Thor! You might have a future as the White House Press Secretary.


Kathryn and Ari said...

Hi, Thor-
I teach journalism to college humans. They have a lot to learn from your incisive questions. Well done!! We look forward to Tubey's response.

One of the pack said...

Great insight from the sibe! Thanks for introducing yourself, Thor! We can't wait to hear Turbo's answers. We can tell you live by the rule never ask a question you don't already know the answer to. We think you'll make a fine litigator.

Forget Sit and Stay Gang

Tucker said...

Good questions! Are you doing a poll, too? Turbo may need poll results to know how to answer!