Running for Presidential election this year is our very own Turbo, whose campaign manager is my honorary sister Khyra. Recently, it has come to my attention that nodoggy has made an attempt to interview our prestigious presidential candidate! Unbelievable!
So, to rectify the situation, I have come up with several questions to ask Mr. Turbo, so that the humans are very well aware of his campaign platforms.
1. Turbo, will there be an anti-plucking law passed if you are elected? Many pups, during coat blowing season, are followed about by their humans, who constantly pluck at loose tufts of fur. This is quite irritating to many of your constituents.
2. Livergreat. The humans need to know, in no uncertain terms, your stand on livergreat. Are you for or against?
3. Do you support the notion that if a human gives a dog a bath, the dog has the right to return the favor and bathe the human?
4. How do you feel about the segregation between dogs and cats? Should they be forcibly integrated, and if so, why?
5. Cuz toys. Should we all have them? Why or why not?
6. Queen and king-sized beds. Is there a law requiring us to share these things with the humans?
These are a few of the questions the world would love answers to. I will post more questions throughout the course of the campaign.
Woos,
Thor
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